As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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