I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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