no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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