Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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