JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I love you.
Bad choice
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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