Say something about gay babies.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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