We're like a lot better than the average bears
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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