You just made me feel so damn special
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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