I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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