What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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