Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
