Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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