I can tuck mytits in my pants
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
we should paint friendship bongs
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