I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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