Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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