He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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