I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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