is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
