Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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