you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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