im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Iβm not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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