Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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