a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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