soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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