can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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