to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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