People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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