Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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