this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You're a disaster
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