i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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