Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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