Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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