I want to stick my p in your. b.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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