So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
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My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.