I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.