Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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