There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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