Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You made out with two different species that night
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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