your thong is hanging out like whoa
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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