I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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