At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
you never un-have a 4some
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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