Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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