Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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