please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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