Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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