Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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handjob tips. give me some.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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