she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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