One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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