You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I intend to get homeless drunk
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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