There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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