peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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