im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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