another moral hangover. fuck.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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