..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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