are you still at the devil's house?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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