Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
