I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
