I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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