I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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