Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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