I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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