Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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