hell yes lets make some ravioli
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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